Micosoft: I believe you’re Mr. Mukesh right ? How may I help you?

My PC: Don’t help me anymore. Please ! Come here…

Micosoft: Sorry to hear that … Did I do something wrong ?

My PC: Did you so something right ? Ask this to me, that would be easy to answer.

Micosoft sits down …

My PC: Lemme open this … my owner installed you yesterday, its just been a day, just few hours you’ve been here … tell me .. what’s this ? ( opens up update center)

Tell me, you updated yourself last day … what were the updates?

Micosoft: Those were some security patches, updates to your drivers , some UI shifts etc… its a new build …

My PC: Do you know who my owner is ? He is a coderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr … He does give a sh**t about these updates but now a days ,he’s been working from home … and all these updates that you gettttttt are being a problemmmmmmmmm …. do you understand that ?

I understand that all these shits that you put into my memory are important but that doesn’t mean you go and install them anytime … whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

why do you install those on your own? do you understand that I’m on the client call and you fuckin eat all the bandwidth ? there’s no disable buttonnnnnn to your updatesssss !!!!!!!!!!

Micosoft: We have a schedule mechanism to schedule all updates, you can postpone them to, if you want …

My PC: Stop talking to me those on paper things .. lemme show you this.

Tell me now … that you have schedules and you don’t auto update your windows ..

tell me why that “Pause updates for 7 days” disabled?

is it that you think we all have dependency on you Windows ?

Get yourself out of this misconception…

Stop doing this .. it pisses us OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ..

Give us a control … don’t auto update yourself .. else I’ll kick you out of my computer….

Learn something from Linux …

Micosoft : I apologize …

My PC: I don’t need your apologies … I don’t wanna talk to you .. go away ..